Good. Not So Good.

Good: Maybelline The Falsies mascara. This stuff is magical. I’ve used good ‘ole Great Lash since I started wearing makeup in middle school. My Mom…



  1. *I* am one of those people who will tell you your fly is down or that you need a Kleenex but, to be fair, it’s possible that no one’s eyes dropped that far that day. Maybe that new mascara was that effective.

  2. The best advice I ever received from an old preacher – he was asked, “Sir, what is the last thing you do before you go into the pulpit?” Expecting some great spiritual truth, everyone was shocked when he said, “Son, I check my fly ’cause if it’s down they will never hear a word you say.” Sounds like I’m not the only one who needs to heed his advice.

  3. AH! But how nice is it that the only problems were little things like your fly being down and wearing pajamas out!?! Have you been to Walmart lately? Half of everyone there is in sleepwear!

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