“King, what do you think about this (Free People originally $258 marked down to $10) caftan? Yay? Or nay?”
“Nay. NAY! Move on.”
“Okay. What about this dress?!”
“I like it but don’t think you’ll wear it. Let me look.”
Walked around me in a circle.
“No. It won’t look good at a restaurant.”
We left with 2 pair of shoes… for him.