from the mouth of shirley

Phone Conversation with My Grandma

Lyndsay: “Grandma, I need to come over and try on my wedding dress.”

Grandma: “Ooooh fun! You come over anytime you want to. That dress is so beautiful. I almost tried it on myself.”

Lyndsay: “Why didn’t you?”

Grandma: “I started to, but it laughed at me.”