you don’t want to catch it

From an old phone conversation between my little (24 yr. old) brother and me.

Me: “Hey!”

Don: “What’s up, Crazy?” (He always greets me in this loving way).

Me: “I don’t know…you called me.”

Don: “What’s with Mom?”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Don: “She’s acting weird.

Me: “What did you do to her?”

Don: “I didn’t do anything!! I think she’s caught menopause or somethin’!”

Me: Laughing so hard I almost had to pull over. “Don, I don’t have time to explain menopause to you right now, but I swear she didn’t catch it. Just be nice to her!”